Dance King Yoo Jae Suk

Who else here thinks that MC Yoo Jae Suk is the ultimate dance king???

He’s so uninhibited and free when he dances, like he’s releasing all the stress in his life, and he doesn’t care who sees.

People always say Bi Rain, U-Know Yunho, or Minwoo are the best dancers, but I think that Yoo Jae Suk occupies the title.

I want to dance as carefree as you, Yoo Jae Suk!!!

Minwoo Concert Fan Account

I read THE FUNNIEST fan account  about Minwoo’s “M Rizing” concert:

“Ok so he just sang Forgive Me…and he took his shirt off at the end! Being sexy should be a crime…Now he’s on the keyboard…I can die from being oversexed I swear…

He fed someone cake off his finger…I’m gonna kill him…and now he just put his jacket on some girl…and talked into her ear…and now resting his head on her shoulder! Someone kill me…just stab a dagger into my heart…And now he brings another girl up…He’s killing me…

I think he pointed at me…but so did twenty other girls I think…I don’t think I’ll ever have anything to say about them smoking…He looks too good doing it…And dammit…he has some dancer straddling him AGAIN. You know…Amy should never come to his concerts…

I lived this long for this moment…HE LICKED THE MIC STAND AND STRADDLED IT…My life is almost complete…Just short of snagging Eric…

“Nobody”, “Micheosseo”, “U Go Girl”…too cute…He did a little bit of “Wa”…He looked so GOOD doing it… AND he does “Rainism” better than Rain…HE PWNS RAIN…yeah!

No, Amy wasn’t there…I’m saying that she SHOULDN’T be attending his concerts because she might die of jealousy…and no [Shinhwa] members around either…bleh…But he sang “I Pray 4 U” and “Brand New”…The concert was nearly 3 hours…He is MAD…And I’m too hyped up…I need a drink…

And as always…I’m hopeless with taking pics at concerts…because I usually can’t tear my eyes off the stage…but yeah…any images I need are all in my head anyway…*licking and straddling* *tearing off shirt* *DIES* And the staff gave me the concert banner for keeps!”

–

WOW…LICKING AND STRADDLING THE MIC. My head exploded just thinking about it.

Cr: ABSOLUT SHINHWA

Sizzling Hot Men

Omo…this video is a MUST WATCH.

Collection of hot men…no shirts…drool drool drool. Currently unable to form coherent sentences.

Rain’s “Bad Guy” Performance

Bringin’ you some old-skool Rain performing a “Bad Guy” remix from back in the day. 

Man, I miss the old Bi.

He OVER-sexes everything now. He didn’t try so hard back then. He’s succumbed to the pressures of success and trying to conquer America. As a result, that’s why he isn’t as awesome as he used to be.

Rain’s Family Outing Episode

Rain’s Family Outing episode with Kim Jong Kook was sooooo hilarious! 

Rain’s afraid of octopus. He completely crumbles in front of them. Hehe.

The sand relay is to die for. All of the family members tidy themselves up because they realize that the video is probably going to be posted on youtube. It’s funny because it’s true. Hahaha. Kim Sooro’s English is so funny! Daesung drops Yejin twice! I feel so bad for her. ROFL.

Yejin becomes unbearably nasally in front of Rain. Hahaha.

The evil Kim stepmothers!!! Kim Jong Kook ends up turning into evil stepmother number 2!!! I feel bad for Cinderella Chunhee sometimes. Haha.

Dumb and Dumber, awesome as always. They’re so afraid of Lee Hyori.

The praise competition at the end is so fun. Rain vs. Chunhee, Kim Jong Kook vs. Daesung, Yejin vs. Hyori, Yoo Jae Suk vs. elder, and Chunhee vs. Kim Sooro. Hahaha!!!

Check out all the parts below. Note you must turn on the youtube caption option at the bottom right of each video for English subs.

2PM Speaks English!

2PM was interviewed by Pops In Seoul, and they speak snippets of English. Why didn’t they just do the whole interview in English. Doesn’t Arirang broadcast in English? 

In general, 2PM looks uncomfortable in front of the camera giving interviews, like they don’t know what to say. Because they’re rookies, I guess everything’s new to them.

Haha. Piggyback ride. ROFL.

Yeah, seriously, how the freak did Nichkhun get MC gigs when he can’t speak Korean that well?! Lucky with the looks, I guess.

I don’t know what fashion style 2PM is referring to. 2PM’s fashion style is bascially JYP/Rain hand-me-downs.

Rain and Son Ho Young

Ahhh!!! Two of my favorite people together on stage!

Bi Rain and Son Ho Young are practically bursting out of their clothes.

Either their bodies are bangin’ or their clothes are too tight. Or both.

Rain vs. Chunhee Family Outing

This is a clip of Rain on Family Outing playing a game with Lee Chunhee in which the objective is to praise yourself. Chunhee is so freaking hilarious, as usual. His facial expressions are gold.

“Should I really come out?”

[Chunhee sticks out leg] “Why don’t you touch here then?”

“What is this? It’s so embarassing!”

“He’s not even flaunting it. It’s a fact.”

“Have you ever been on the daily newspaper in university?”

“Did you ever get hit by your stepmother 50 times?”

“I watched you get your Dae Sang on TV. I was lying comfortably at home. You looked tired when you received your Dae Sang. You had to dance and you sweated profusely. But I was watching you comfortably.”

Rain Performs at MMFK Awards

SHIRTLESS RAIN…HYPERTENSIVE ENCEPHALOPATHY…

Bi Rain started off performing one of his old hits “Don’t Stop”.

Mmmmm…Rain in wifebeater…mmmmmmmm…

When he starts “Rainism” and he does that shoulder thing, it looks like he’s swimming upwards. Is Michael Phelps his new BFF? 

Danggggg…he ripped that wifebeat off like nobody’s business. Body lookin’ good…

He needs to stop performing “Rainism” is those three-piece suits he’s been wearing and just perform it shirtless.

That move where he slides his hand down his body is so much more appropriate with his shirt off.

Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! His tongue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (4:50)

Mistaken Identity: 2pm

2pm’s my new favorite boyband!

I still don’t know them by name yet (Ahh!!! Back to the flashcards!), but these were my first impressions when I first saw them.

Nichkhun: What a cutie pie!!! Soooo hot!!! Plus, he speaks English!!!!!!! But his last name is “Horvejkul”. Uhhhh…would you change your last name to that if you married him?

Junho: He’s the more acrobatic and younger version of Rain.

Junsu: Mmmmm…hey good lookin’. He’s also the only one who sings with a mic during performances of “10 Out of 10″ while everyone else uses headsets. Random, huh?

Jaebum: The one who has “2pm” shaved into the side of his head.

Taekyeon: The one with the REALLY deep voice.

Chansung: The one with the long hair that makes him look like a ninja.

Wooyoung: Doesn’t really stand out much in my mind. Kinda average looking.