SUJU Dictionary

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Super Junior practically invented their own language, and since everyone quotes Super Junior’s English all the time, why not make a running list of all the cracktastic things that come out of their mouths?

When someone says a Super Junior quote, but doesn’t realize it, do you completely burst out laughing? I overheard a conversation today, and someone was talking about sports, and he started out by saying, “Don’t get me wrong…” Bwahahahaha!!! All I could think about was Eunhyuk saying that sentence in his fobby Engrish “Don ge mi rlong”. ROFL.

This dictionary activity will be interactive. Add to the list by commenting. I’ll add your contribution to the list. You can also add your favorite SuJu quotes.

So, let’s start it off…

Don’t get me wrong.

“2009 Super Junior Carendar”

Ok we can!

You’re so smart.

You’re so gorgeous.

Nice weather.

Personal space!

“Prection”

Obey you.

Clean! C-L-E-A-N!

Wait a minute, wait a minute…Your room number please?

Look at him. He drips grease. He’s my style. Greasy. Let’s make pancakes with it.

He always seems to get worse. How can your life be retreating all the time?

Poodle!

You are my girlfriend.

I am your boyfriend.

I don’t easy!

I collect cars…everyday! Because it’s.. fun! *inserts appropriate Eyunhyuk hand gesture and head movement*

Hey! Yo! What’s up! Hey! Yo man!

Yo touch man!

This is CD!

You look like a Nicolas Cage!

Obey me…just because!

Honey World!

Kangin: Do you trust me?
Eunhyuk: Um, no!
Kangin: Do you have money?
Eunhyuk: Money? Who are you?!

I’m long!

Customs officer: Age?
Donghae: B!

Osama McCain

Men are only supposed to cry when they get stung by bees

How about dancing?

How about mo~mo-ing?

How about fighting? Yo. Ok?

Look! Isn’t this great? We made this for you.

Lady socks. Many color. Coffee. Yeah, ok. Two style. Panty style. Short style.

Follow me! Follow me!

Oh beautiful! A fish!

I love beautiful girl.

SPARTA!!!

Princess is showboard white show fight

His foot smell danger!

Soul in my eye.

I’m thief! Sky…star…my eye.

Bring it on!

Get out.
Please, please get out.

Kang Ho Dong: Who do you think will win this?
Heechul: That girl from Finland.
Super Junior: She’s from the Philippines!

He’s Hulk!

Can I have some drink with you? Can you turn off the lights please?

Share me, music with me?

Oh Super Junior? I hate them.

Hi. My name is…DongShin. I like samgyupsal. I’m hungry.

My face is money.

Open the door! Open the door pleaj! Pleaj!

I am your bodyguard.

I use body language.

Calm down. My intentions were good.

Eunhyuk: My hobby is study…Englishee study.
Lee Teuk: Englishee study? Reeree? Oh surprizeu!
Eunhyuk: I like Englishee.
Lee Teuk: You like English? Oh me chuu.

Lee Teuk: Ah, thank you. Hi Krystal, nice to meet you. Uh I’m my name is Eeteuk. Um. My team Super Junior uh I’m leader uh Eeteuk. Teukie Teukie angel. Forget angel uh Eeteuk. Oh Krystal. You Krystal? I’m Angel.
Eunhyuk: Uh uh uh Krystal? I’m crystal! I’m Jewel Guy!
Lee Teuk: Crystal Jewel Guy
Eunhyuk: Yeah I’m Jewel Guy. You and me, same, same, same, same. Oh yeah, yo man.

Adult favorite book! Very short, many pictures, you got it?

We are genius!

Americano one, but sugar no. 2, cafe latte but milk full…oh oh a lot of milk…

Foreign guest: You have anything elso to say?
Ryeowook: Bye.

Yesung: Follow me, come on?
Foreign guest: Follow you where?
Yesung: Huh?

Eunhyuk: You love me? Um marry me?
Foreign guest: I’m kinda young…
Eunhyuk: Ok…

Everybody sit down yo!

Don’t eet eeet.

This is…a fry rice.

Kibum: Your hands are so ugly looking.
Eunhyuk: Oppa, your face is too.

Kangin: By any chance, do you have gum?
Heechul: No, I don’t. Why?
Kangin: So I could attach my words together.

Everyone: You can’t say these words: ‘Touch me, yo, man, and baby.’
Heechul: WHAT?! That’s like 90% of my English vocabulary!”

I admit that you are Snow White. But is your face the result of eating the poisoned apple?

The person who bugs her the most, I’ll give you a sticker. If you collect 100, I’ll give you a present!

Eunbi: But you’re older than me!
Heechul: But your face looks older than mine!

Hello. Self-proclaimed idol..
Proclaimed to be a retard by others.
This is Kim Heechul.

He looks like fish. We should dip him in hot sauce and eat him.

Sungmin: Look at his moustache!
Eunhyuk: If you look closely, you can see his beard.
Yesung: You think yours doesn’t show either?!

Ya! Who bought this?! I almost died reading about the giraffe and the pumpkin.

Kangin: Who do you dislike the most from our team?
Heechul: You.
Kangin: Why?
Heechul: Should I show you the mirror?

ELF: I can’t sleep because of those mosquitoes. Teach them a lesson!
Donghae: Send me their names and address! I’ll teach them a lesson!

PD: How do you spell “scene”?
Eunhyuk: S-E-A-N.
PD: No.
Eunhyuk: Wait, wait! S-C-E-A-N.
PD: No

Everything is “every” with you. Is “every” your friend?!

Well………..Very difficult.

I’m blind…because…your beauty shines.

If you learn English well, then you can even compliment yourself at the same time.

Have you eaten lunch yet?

My name is Aiden Lee.

Girl: Super Junior, nice to meet you!
SJ: Hiii!
Girl: Donghae oppa, why is your name Donghae?
Donghae: Yeah~
Girl: Your house is donghae?
Donghae: Yeah~
Girl: East sea?
Donghae: Yeah~ My name is Easteu Sea!
Girl: Why?
Donghae: I don’t knowww~ My grandfather my father, chooseu.

Leeteuk: Nice to meet you
Amber: Nice to meet you too. How are you today?
Leeteuk: Yes…I’m fine…YES, BYE BYE!
Amber: What did you eat today?
Leeteuk: Arigato
Eunhyuk: HAHAHAHA!

Foreigner: You like X-men? (Hollywood movie)
Eunhyuk: I’m not X-man. (Korean variety show)

Fan: Oppa is stupid.
Kyuhyun: Compared to you I’m a genius.

Fan: Oppa what are you doing?
Kyuhyun: Sleeping.

Fan: Answer me whoever you are.
Kyuhyun: Whoever is answering you.

Fan: It is too cold the weather will blow you guys away.
Kyuhyun: We’re heavy, especially Shindong.

Eunhyuk: I played traditional Korean percussion.
Kyuhyun: I was a math olympiad.
Yesung: I collected bugs.

Oh, it’s Siwon! Siwon shoot with the horse instead of us.

Party in the YOO-S-A!

Hankyung: Don’t talk.
Heechul: IF I DIDN’T TALK, WHO WOULD UNDERSTAND YOU?!

72 Comments Add your own

  • 1. SUJU English Dictionary « I Heart Kimchi  |  November 20, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    [...] SUJU English Dictionary [...]

  • 2. anica  |  November 20, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    you are my girlfriend.

    i am your boyfriend.

    i don’t easy!

  • 3. littledolphinpat  |  November 20, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    hey! yo! what’s up hey! touch man.

  • 4. Joann Yong  |  November 20, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    hahas.. That is funny..
    Wad i got into mind is “I not easy” , I’m Short, Many many kamsa. Lols

  • 5. Liiv  |  November 20, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    This is CD !

  • 6. anica  |  November 20, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    how could i forget a classic?

    ‘you look like a nicolas cage!’

  • 7. ciaodahling  |  November 20, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    That’s like MY FAVORITE quote EVER.

  • 8. artisticvoice  |  November 20, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    Obey me.. just because!

    (I collect cars.. everyday!) Because it’s.. fun! *inserts appropriate Hyuk hand gesture and head movement*

    Honey World! -by Teukie, he meant A Whole New World

    Kangin: Do you trust me?
    Eunhyuk: Um, no!
    Kangin: Do you have money?
    Eunhyuk: Money? Who are you?!

    Suju owns. XD

  • 9. artisticvoice  |  November 20, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    Oh oh oh. Another few classic ones, lol!

    “I’m long!” -Hyukie

    Customs officer: Age?
    Hae: B!

    (Sorry, couldn’t resist~ :P)

  • 10. pink_kafka  |  November 20, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    Eunhyuk: I’m long!

  • 11. artisticvoice  |  November 20, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    Soul in my eye.

    I’m thief! Sky.. star.. my eye.

    Bring it on!

  • 12. emily  |  November 20, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    eeteuk: osama mccain (from idol army – he meant john mccain)

    heechul: men are only supposed to cry when stung by bees (ysmm with hankyung when hankyung starts to cry – not english, but still hilarious)

    and you can’t leave out kangin’s tattoo (whether it’s real or not): actions are more prection than words

    kangin: how about fighting? yo. ok?

    all: we made this for you

    kangin: lady socks. many color. coffee. yeah o.k. two style. panty style. short style. (on sgb describing stockings. coffee? wth?)

    heechul: follow me follow me! (full house)

    hankyung: oh beautiful! a fish! (full house)

    yesung: i love beautiful girl. (unbelievable outing)

    yesung: sparta!!!!!!! (unbelievable outing)

    eunhyuk: princess is showboard white show fight. (unbelievable outing)

    sungmin: his foot smell danger! (unbelievable outing)

    there are soooo many good quotes, but these are some of the funniest..

  • 13. Connielyn  |  November 20, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    EunHyuk: Get out.
    EunHyuk (2nd try): Please Please get out.

  • 14. moonynim  |  November 20, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    From Star King (episode with Charice Pempengco):

    Leeteuk (to Kyuhyun): Why don’t you sing that song from your favorite movie (Alladin)…’Honey World’?

    Kyu: Hyung, it’s “A Whole New World”.

    ————————
    Also from that episode….

    MC Kang Ho Dong: So who do you think will win (this episode)?

    Heechul: That girl from Finland.

    SuJu: She’s from the Philippines!!!!
    —————————

    This is what I have for now. But I’ll be back for more. :)

    -M-

  • 15. Tiaaa  |  November 20, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    KangIn: My Friend~
    EunHyuk: He’s Hulk! (full house)

    DongHae: Can you turn off the lights please? (full house)

    DongHae: Music with me? (full house)

    ShinDong: Hi. My name is…DongShin. (unbelievable outing)

    (not sure about this) SiWon: No I’m not bi xDDD (full house)

    KangIn: My face is money (full house)

    DongHae: OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR PLEAJ! (PLEASE IN A WEIRD WAY) PLEAJ! (adonis camp i think?)

    x3

  • 16. anica  |  November 20, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    i am your bodyguard.

    i use body language.

  • 17. Yaleni  |  November 20, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    I’m not exact on the words, but this is from full house when heechul tells anya that she looks like a poodle or a dog. haha, that scene was so hilarious..

  • 18. Stephanie  |  November 20, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    Look at him. He drips grease. He’s my style. Greasy. Let’s make pancakes with it.
    HAHA I REMEMBER THIS. What show was it from?

    Kibum: Oh Super Junior? I hate them. (Full House)

    Kangin: Obey me.
    Teacher: Why?
    Kangin: JUST BECAUSE. (Full House)

    Everyone: Calm down, calm down. My intentions were good. (Full House)

    Shindong: My name is Dong Shin. I like samgyupsal. I’m hungry. (Unbelievable Outing)

    That’s all I can think of. xD

  • 19. oinkie  |  November 20, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    From Sukira:
    Hyuk: My hobby is study…englishee study
    Teuk: Englishee study? Reery? (he meant really) Oh surprizeu! (he meant surprise..lol)
    Hyuk: I like englishee
    Teuk: U like english? Oh me chuu

    Teuk: yeah nice to meet you Krystal, im fine thank you and you im ok. Yo peace uh.
    Teuk+Hyuk: [singing intro to SES "Im Your Girl"] “I like SES ya’ll, yeah SES ya’ll.

    Teuk: Ah Thank you. Hi Krystal, nice to meet you. Uh im my name is eeteuk. Um. My team super junior uh im leader uh eeteuk. Teukie teukie angel. Forget angel uh eeteuk. Oh Krystal. You Krystal? I’m Angel.
    Hyuk: uh uh uh Krystal? I’m crystal! I’m Jewel Guy
    Teuk: Crystal Jewel Guy
    Hyuk: Yeah im Jewel Guy
    Hyuk: You and me, same same, same same. Oh yeah yo man

  • 20. ciaodahling  |  November 21, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    @ stephanie

    the grease comment is from when Suju was on the tv show Idol World during one of their mini-dramas, specifically their parody of Goong.

  • 21. moonynim  |  November 21, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    You know how in Full House Hae kept saying “Every” and Kangin was all, “Is EVERY your firned?”

    LOL.

    Every = Friend.
    —————————————

    But for more cracktastic SuJu engrish watch this

    (I FOUND IT!!!! Yesex! Yesex!)

  • 22. mrskwonjiyong  |  November 22, 2008 at 4:41 am

    **on full house ep 8..
    heechul: adult favorite book!
    very short, many pictures.. you got it?

    eunhyuk: we are genius

    donghae:americano one but sugar no. 2, cafe latte but milk full.. oh oh a lot of milk..

    donghae: can i have some drink with you? can you turn of the light please?

    **super junior show ep.10

    foreigner guest: you have anything elso to say?
    wook: bye

    yesung: follow me come on?
    guest: follow you where?
    yesung: huh?

    eunhyuk: you love me? uhm marry me?
    guest: im kinda young..
    eunhyuk: ok..

    donghae: everybody sit down yo!

    (omg, SJ is prection! i’m watching my old SJ vids again bcause of this… gawd, imma open my SJ archives! i’ll be back with more prection. hahaha :D )

  • 23. Melo  |  November 22, 2008 at 7:06 am

    This is not English, but my friends and I always used to use this..

    Han Kyung: Don’t eet eeet.. (Don’t eat it)

  • 24. Inny  |  November 22, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    HAHA I love this page!
    Here are some more:

    Kibum: your hands are so ugly looking
    Eunhyuk: oppa, your face is too

    Kangin: By any chance, do you have gum?
    Heechul: No I don’t..Why?
    Kangin: So I could attach my words together

    Everyone: You can’t say these words: ‘touch me, yo, man, and baby’
    Heechul: WHAT!? THAT’S 90% OF MY ENGLISH VOLCABULARY!

    Heechul: I admit that you are Snow White. But.. is your face the result of eating the poisoned apple?

    Kim Heechul: The person who bugs her the most, I’ll give you a sticker. If you collect 100, I’ll give you a present!

    Eunbi: ..but you’re older than me!
    Heechul: ..but your face looks older than mine!

    Hello. Self-proclaimed idol..
    Proclaimed to be a retard by others..
    This is Kim Heechul.

    Yesung about Donghae:
    he looks like fish, we should dip him in hot sauce and eat him.

    Sungmin: Look at his moustache!
    Eunhyuk: If you look closely, you can see his beard..
    Yesung: YOU THINK YOURS DON’T SHOW EITHER?!!!

    *Heechul trying to read underwater*
    Heechul: YA! Who bought this? Reading about the giraffe and the pumpkin, I almost died.

    Kangin: Who do you dislike the most from our team?
    Heechul: ..You.
    Kangin: Why?
    Heechul: Should I show you the mirror?

    ELF: I can’t sleep because of those mosquitoes~ Teach them a lesson!
    Donghae: Send me their names and address!! I’ll teach them a lesson!!

  • 25. Yaleni  |  November 24, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    “Kangin: Who do you dislike the most from our team?
    Heechul: You.
    Kangin: Why?
    Heechul: Should I show you the mirror?”

    lmao! haha, heechul…how could he..

  • 26. Stephanie  |  November 25, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    @ciaodahling: Oh okay, thanks! xD I’ll rewatch that~

    I have another:

    PD: How do you spell “scene”?
    Eunhyuk: S-E-A-N.
    PD: No.
    Eunhyuk: Wait, wait! S-C-E-A-N.
    PD: No.

  • 27. eri  |  November 27, 2008 at 5:27 am

    haha! nice!

  • 28. blabla  |  December 23, 2008 at 1:08 am

    WAHAHAHAHA! =))

  • 29. irapehellokitty  |  December 29, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    Kibum: Your hands are so ugly looking.
    Eunhyuk: Oppa, your face is too.

    That one was so loltastic. :3 And this one:

    Eunhyuk: You love me? Um marry me?
    Foreign guest: I’m kinda young…
    Eunhyuk: Ok…

    HE COULD HAVE ASKED ME INSTEAD! I would have been like “Young what? Sure, I know there’s a church somewhere .. Maybe, you find it. Let’s roll.” o:

  • 30. Yui  |  February 15, 2009 at 6:06 am

    Lol, omg they are so funny, i cant stop laughing,lol~~

  • 31. Stephanie  |  March 14, 2009 at 7:57 am

    Is it sad that I’ve seen all the shows that these come from at least 3 times?

  • 32. iamnobody  |  March 16, 2009 at 8:11 am

    hahaha hai! thanks for sharing this! uhm can i repost this saomwhere? will credit of course!:)

  • 33. ciaodahling  |  March 16, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    ^^ yes, you can repost, but please link back to this page. ^_^

  • 34. Clesias  |  April 6, 2009 at 10:58 am

    HeeChul: I’m blind…because your beauty shines.

  • 35. cheka12  |  June 15, 2009 at 1:54 am

    pls share with me all the shows of suju i love watching them thankx! more power to you guys!! ill be waiting for it!

  • 36. FretZen  |  June 21, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    This is funny I HEART THIS!!!! My favorite is….

    ELF: I can’t sleep because of those mosquitoes. Teach them a lesson!

    Donghae: Send me their names and address! I’ll teach them a lesson!

  • 37. EUNHYUK LUVAH  |  November 15, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    OMO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THESE! I HAD A GREAT TIME LAUGHING AT THEM (when i should have been doing hw lol) :D THANKS SO MUCH!!!!!
    Kangin: Who do you dislike the most from our team?
    Heechul: You.
    Kangin: Why?
    Heechul: Should I show you the mirror?
    ELF: I can’t sleep because of those mosquitoes. Teach them a lesson!
    Donghae: Send me their names and address! I’ll teach them a lesson!
    PD: How do you spell “scene”?
    Eunhyuk: S-E-A-N.
    PD: No.
    Eunhyuk: Wait, wait! S-C-E-A-N.
    PD: No
    the last ones are the funniest x333
    (the ones with convos)

  • 38. sujupinoyfan  |  December 1, 2009 at 5:35 am

    this is so funny.. i can teach them english if they want LOL

  • 39. Nahby  |  December 8, 2009 at 1:37 am

    KANGIN: If you learn English well, then you can even compliment yourself at the same time. (Full House. Ep. 10).

  • 40. momo  |  December 8, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    these are all soo funny ^^
    but can someone please tell me what shows they are in? (if you know the episode that would be wonderful too). i really want to see them say that…. thanks

  • 41. Super2PM  |  January 7, 2010 at 3:06 am

    this is so super junior and there English!

    made me remember there old shows, and laugh like crazy.

    these quotes are . . . ha ha hilarious

  • 42. Cookie  |  January 18, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    these are adorable XDDDD
    Donghae: Have you eaten lunch yet?

    Donghae: My name is aiden lee

    On star golden bell (or something)
    Girl: SuperJunior, nice to meet you!
    SJ: Hiii!
    Girl: Donghae oppa, (Donghae: Yeah~) why is your name Donghae?
    Donghae: Yeah~
    girl: your house is donghae?
    Donghae: Yeah~
    Girl: East sea?
    Donghae: Yeah~ (after some audience laughing) My name is Easteu Sea!
    Girl: Whyy?
    Donghae: I don’t knowww~ (after more audience laughing) My grandfather my father, chooseu.

    LOL sorry these are all Donghae XDD I’m such a stan

    OH, from Full House LOL my favorite quote ever
    Officer: Is he tall? Or short?
    Heechul: Short, short (Eunhyuk, from back room: I’m long!)

  • 43. shaelfFusion  |  January 22, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    i so love this.
    every single line they blab makes me laugh!
    :)

  • 44. may  |  January 26, 2010 at 6:07 am

    pround to be E.L.F.

    I’m be live in Hangeng.

    Only 13 4ever

  • 45. u  |  January 27, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    ADD!! :)

    conversation between SuJu’s Leeteuk and f(x)’s amber on the radio~~~~

    Leeteuk: Nice to meet you
    Amber: Nice to meet you too. How are you today?
    Leeteuk: Yes… I’m fine……………YES, BYE BYE
    Amber: What did you eat today?
    Leeteuk: Arigato (“arigato” is “thank you” in japanese. leeteuk must have panicked hahaha)
    Eunhyuk: HAHAHAHA!

  • 46. Anonymous  |  May 27, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    Add this one^^

    Foreigner: you like X-man?
    Hyukkie: i’m not X-man. (fullhouse)
    LOL!! this make me laugh a LOT!!

  • 47. SuJu_is_love  |  June 3, 2010 at 3:21 am

    ADD this ! ^_^

    from UFO town replies..

    Fan/ELF: Oppa is stupid..
    Kyuhyun: Compared to you I’m a genius..

    hahah..

    Fan/ELF: oppa what are you doing?
    Kyuhyun: Sleeping..

    hahah..

    Fan/ELF: Answer me whoever you are..
    Kyuhyun: Whoever is answering you..

    ELF: It is too cold the weather will blow you guys away..
    Kyuhyun: We’re heavy especially Shindong..

    Kyuhyun is soo witty.. hahah.. i love kyuhyun.. i love Super Junior..

  • 48. SuJu_is_love  |  June 3, 2010 at 4:08 am

    and here’s another one.. from Explorers of the human body
    Donghae: Who told you to eat the eraser?

    and.. from yashim man man

    Hangeng: Don’t talk~
    Heechul: IF I DON’T TALK WHO WILL UNDERSTAND YOU?! Why do you think they sent me along?!

  • 49. keymin  |  July 16, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    WAHAHAHAHA!! i love this. i keep on laughing. :))

    hmmm.. their is from EHB with DBSK:

    nocturnal: **i forgot what he said, hmm.. i think he’s asking about what are the sport of the boy’s

    Eunhyk: **mianhae! i also forgot what he said.
    Kyuhun: i was from the math department
    Yesung: i collect bugs.

    hmmmmmmmmm and also from the Boys in the City season 3

    >HORSE: nyeeeey. *the sound of the horse
    Heechul: oh! it Siwon.. Siwon shoot with the horse instead of us.

    lols.. ;DD

  • 50. chokyu  |  July 20, 2010 at 9:22 am

    Eunhyuk : Party in the YOOSA! (supposed to be Party in the U.S.A)

    Kangin : Me korea number one handsome guy!

  • 51. tsinat  |  July 25, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    hi

  • 52. PookieCutie  |  August 4, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    Lol!Donghae..haha!And also Kyuhyun’s funny too. -^.^- Luv this!I laugh sooo hard that my mom waked up.MY mom was sleeping..Hehe

  • 53. CherryChocol8  |  August 5, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    HeeChul: Hi. EunHyuk
    EunHyuk: Uh. oh Hi!
    HeeChul: Nice weather
    EunHyuk: Huh?

    EunHyuk: Do you like rain?
    HeeChul: Yes! Do you like too?
    EunHyuk: No, I’m not
    HeeChul: Ohhh
    EunHyuk: Byebye
    [HeeChul grabs EunHyuk's hand]
    EunHyuk: FRIENDS?!
    HeeChul: Nice to meet you…

    NichKhun: Nice to meet you
    LeeTeuk: Nice to meet you
    NichKhun: How are you doing?
    LeeTeuk: how whae?
    NichKhun: How are you doing?
    LeeTeuk: Oh, yess~ Uhm, yes, jump, jump, jump, yes, success, okay? You know?
    NichKhun: *flabbergasted* okay…
    LeeTeuk: okay, here we go~ Are you ready?
    *NichKhun runs away*

  • 54. Mais  |  August 11, 2010 at 8:29 am

    Oh this is soo funny. hahaha! I’d like to post some too on my blog. just some. Not all. Will link back here for credits. :D

  • 55. soohyo  |  September 23, 2010 at 5:31 am

    they’re funny!!I borrowed some of them if u don’t mind anyway, am gonna credit them still…
    thank you!

  • 56. Princess Ji-Hae  |  September 27, 2010 at 8:11 am

    Dong Hae : Hi, my name is Aiden Lee and my hob is watching TV, listenin’ music, uhh…and I…shopping.”

    I LOLing at this

  • 57. Tee  |  October 19, 2010 at 4:22 am

    Hey could you put a source under the quotes? Like where they’re from because I can recognize a lot of them but I want to watch or lisn to where the rest are from. Thnk you

  • 58. cherrydan  |  November 10, 2010 at 8:14 am

    Hankyung: hey don’t talk
    Heechul: HEY IF I DON”T TALK WHO WOULD UNDERSTAND YOU?!!!

  • 59. Ada-chin  |  November 26, 2010 at 11:52 pm

    I have some. =)

    I’ve been provoked to the extreme! *clutch head* – Hangeng (SujuM Bravely Going Forward)
    I was dragged here. I want to go home! – Eunhyuk (Full House)
    *munch, munch* .. It’s not fully cooked. – Kibum (Full House)

  • 60. soshi_elf  |  December 20, 2010 at 7:31 am

    2 suju members (i forgot which ones) enter the bookstore with the task to buy an english adult novel in an english bookstore..

    bookstore guy: hi! what would you like to buy?

    sj members: uhh.. book, BOOK!!

    bg: ahh, would you like this children’s book with the pictures?

    sj members: no, no..

    bg: do you read harry potter books?

    (they do not understand and keep on looking around the store looking for the book)
    sj members: adult favorite book! very short, many pictures, you got it?

    bg: ahh, adult book!! so, which one would you like to buy?

    sj members : (whispering to each other : ‘if you don’t understand what he’s saying, just say, “ok!!”‘) OK!! OK! (accompanied by thumbs-ups and smiles)

    the bookstore guy looks flustered and confused.
    they come back with a wrong book and fail the task..
    rofl

    (the dialogs aren’t accurate and i just typed them by memory, but the idea’s still the same.. pls don’t bash me for it.. :3)

  • 62. Kim Seoyang Yong  |  December 9, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    When a SJ member is talking to another member, don’t they call each other “Hyung”? I noticed that ^^

  • 63. Trini  |  February 3, 2012 at 10:08 am

    Nichkhun and Leeteuk about to do triple jump.

    Leeteuk: Nice to meet you Nichkhun.
    Nichkhun: Nice to meet you too. How are you doing?
    Leeteuk: Huh? What? *mistaken for How do you do it?* Uh Yes! JUMP, JUMP, JUMP, yes, SUCCESS!
    Nichkhun: ?
    Leeteuk: Okay, you know? Okay, here we go! >.<

    Love this!

  • 64. Annaliza Ditan  |  February 11, 2012 at 7:51 am

    Fan: Oppa is stupid.
    Kyuhyun: Compared to you I’m a genius.
    Fan: Oppa what are you doing?
    Kyuhyun: Sleeping.
    Fan: Answer me whoever you are.
    Kyuhyun: Whoever is answering you.
    Fan: It is too cold the weather will blow you guys away.
    Kyuhyun: We’re heavy, especially Shindong.

  • 65. roma  |  October 31, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    kyuhyun you are the best

  • 66. roma  |  October 31, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    donghae have you a girlfriend?

  • 67. hoho  |  October 31, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    hi eunhyuk my name is hoho and i’m your big fan so fighting. saranghe

  • 68. roma  |  October 31, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    super junior i’m roma your first and last fan of yours saranghae.
    please connect with me on my facebook: romaevil

  • 69. roma  |  October 31, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    suju are you sleeping!!!!!!

  • 70. roma  |  October 31, 2012 at 5:44 pm

    yooooooooooo!! are you sleeping? hello……….

  • 71. roma  |  October 31, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    i’m going to be sad.Please talk with me

  • 72. roma  |  November 3, 2012 at 11:45 am

    SHOULD I SHOW YOU YOU THE MIRROR

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